THE RAMONES - MONDO BIZARRO

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CENSORSHIT 3.13 (Joey Ramone)
THE JOB THAT ATE MY BRAIN 2.17 (Marky Ramone/ Skinny Bones)
POISON HEART 4.04 (Dee Dee Ramone/Daniel Rey)
ANXIETY 2.04 (Marky Ramone/Skinny Bones)
STRENGTH TO ENDURE 2.59 (Dee Dee Ramone/Daniel Rey)
IT'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT 3.20 (Joey Ramone/ Andy Shernoff)
TAKE IT AS IT COMES 2.07 (Jim Morrison/John Densmore/Robby Krieger/Ray Manzarek)
MAIN MAN 3.29 (Dee Dee Ramone/Daniel Rey)
TOMORROW SHE GOES AWAY 2.41 (Joey Ramone/ Daniel Rey)
I WON'T LET IT HAPPEN 2.22 (Joey Ramone/ Andy Shernoff)
CABBIES ON CRACK 3.01 (Joey Ramone)
HEIDI IS A HEADACHE 2.57 (Joey Ramone/ Daniel Rey)
TOURING 2.51 (Joey Ramone)

CENSORSHIT



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Tipper what's that sticker sticking on my CD
Is that some kind of warning to protect me
Freedom of choice needs a stronger stronger voice
You can stamp out the source but you can't stop creative thought


   E              A   E                         A
   Ah Tipper come on, ain't you been getting it on  
   D                 A                 E                    A
   Ask Ozzy Zappa or me we'll show you what it's like to be free
   E              A  E                               A
   Ah Tipper come on it's just a smokescreen for the real problems
   D   A                E           A
   S&L deficit the homeless the environment


[ A G A G A ] x2


Hey hey all you all you senator's wives
Better take a good look at your own lives
Before you go preach to me 
Your definition of obsenity

   Ah Tipper...


[ F  D  E  A ] 

[ F  D  E ]


The irony it seems it seems to me
It's unamerican policy
Yeah, we come so far but still only to find 
People like you with ignorant minds

   Ah Tipper...

   Ah Tipper... 


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[ C  F#  D ]

THE JOB THAT ATE MY BRAIN

[ D E G E ] x4 A G# Out of the bed at 6:15 G F# In a rush and you can't think A G# Gotta catch the bus and train G F# I'm in a rush feelin' insane D F# I can't take this crazy pace I've become a mental case D F# B Yeah, this is the job that ate my brain Go to work, it's such a drag Face the boss, he's such a nag In a suit and in a tie I look so lame I wanna die I can't take... I can't take... [ D E G E ] x4 [ G Bb C# ] x4 I punch the clock at 9:05 I know I'm late, but still alive Everyone just stares at me I'm last in line for prosperity I can't take... Five o'clock rolls around I feel so glad I kiss the ground Ain't enought hours in the day There's go to be a better way I can't take... I can't take... [ D E G E ] x4

POISON HEART

[ C# B ] x3 A C# E C# E No one ever thought this one would survive C# E A B Helpless child, gonna walk a drum beat behind C# E C# E Lock you in a dream, never let you go C# E A B Never let you laugh or smile, not you A B C# A Well, I just want to walk right out of this world B C# 'cause everybody has a poison heart A B C# A I just want to walk right out of this world B C# 'cause everybody has a poison heart [ C# B ] x2 Making friends with a homeless torn up man He just kind of smiles, it really shakes me up There's danger on every corner but I'm okay Walking down the street trying to forget yesterday Well, I just... B C# B C# B A A poison heart, a poison heart, a poison heart [ E A ] x2 You know that life really takes its toll And a poet's gut reaction is to search his very soul So much damn confusion before my eyes But nothing seems to phase me and this one still survives I just want... Well, I just want to walk right out of this world 'cause everybody has a poison heart B C# B C# B C# A poison heart, a poison heart, a poison heart A poison heart, a poison heart, a poison heart B A B C# A poison heart

ANXIETY

N.C. Anxiety, anxiety, keeps me happy Anxiety, anxiety, keeps me happy C B C B Always stiff, all day long Nothing's right till it's all wrong F# G It makes no sense until I'm tense Always laughing at your expense C B C B Anxiety, anxiety, keeps me happy Anxiety, anxiety, keeps me happy Always biting on my nails Always stiff, it never fails Now I think I'll pick my nose Wipe it on my sweaty clothes Anxiety, anxiety... Always screamin' at someone Got a temper like a gun Hair trigger personality Anxiety, anxiety, keeps me hap-happy [ B D E ] E F And I'm crazy, crazy, crazy in a crazy world I'm crazy, crazy, crazy in a crazy world I'm crazy, crazy, crazy in a crazy world I'm crazy, crazy, crazy in a crazy world [ C B ] x4 [ F# G ] x2 A-n-x-i-e-t-y A-n-x-i-e-t-y Anxiety keeps me high Cross my heart and hope to die C B C B C B C B Anxiety, anxiety, anxiety, anxiety

STRENGTH TO ENDURE

C B C E e-----------------------------|----------------------------- B-----------------------------|----------------------------- G--5--4-----------------------|--5--9----------------------- [ intro: ] D--5--4-----------------------|--5--9----------------------- [ play x2 ] A--3--2-----------------------|--3--7----------------------- E--------5--5--3--5--3--5--0--|--------5--5--3--5--3--5--0-- e----------------------------------- B----------------------------------- G----------------------------------- [ play once as intro and ] D----------------------------------- [ for each line of lyrics ] A--3-3-3-3--2-2-2-2----------------- E--------------------5-5-3-5-3-5-0-- Walking through the cross the heart Peeling heavy and hopeless Wonderin' how I ever will See through this darkness Every drop of blood can be so beautiful And I sure was bleedin' the drops by the bucketful C A C G I have the strength to endure and all the love so pure C A G F I have the strength to endure because, because I'm not afraid to tell her Just how things work Ride a hurricane through the fast lane Always looking over my shoulder She said there's something about you And neon lights always glow hot Baby we can see this through Just give me all the strength you've got I have the... [ solo: play the following tab - the rythum guitar plays the intro ] e----------------|-----------------|--------------------|------------------- B----------------|-----------------|--------------------|------------------- G----------------|-----------------|--------------------|------------------- D----------------|-----------------|--------------------|--5/7-7-5-7-7------ A--3-3-3--2-2-2--|-----------------|--3--3-3--3/5--5-5--|--------------7-5-- E----------------|--5--3-5--3-5-0--|--------------------|------------------- e----------------|-----------------|--------------------|------------- B----------------|-----------------|--------------------|------------- G----------------|-----------------|--7B--7B--7B----5---|--5-5-------- D----------------|--7-7-5-7-5------|-------------5----7-|-------5--7-- A--3-3-3--2-2-2--|------------7-5--|--------------------|------------- E----------------|-----------------|--------------------|------------- I have the... I'm not afraid... I have the... I have the... C B C E e-----------------------------|----------------------------- B-----------------------------|----------------------------- G--5--4-----------------------|--5--9----------------------- D--5--4-----------------------|--5--9----------------------- A--3--2-----------------------|--3--7----------------------- E--------5--5--3--5--3--5--0--|--------5--5--3--5--3--5--0-- C B C A A A G A e-----------------------------|----------------------- B-----------------------------|----------------------- G--5--4-----------------------|--5---2---------------- D--5--4-----------------------|--5---2----7-7--5--7--- A--3--2-----------------------|--3---0----7-7--5--7--- E--------5--5--3--5--3--5--0--|-----------5-5--3--5---

IT'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT

E A F# E To our fans far and near A F# C# We're so glad you could all be here D E And when life get so-oh-oh hard A F# You make it all worthwhile D Screaming, shouting, wham-slam-bam E That wild headbanging style This is dedicated to our fans across the world You're the best, most loyalist, and that's for sure When life gets oh so frustrating You make it all worthwhile Gonna have some fun tonight Ain't it great to be alive E A D E It's gonna be OK It's gonna be alright E A F# E It's gonna be that you're the only ones who understand It's gonna... Got good feelings about this year All is very well, C.J. is here '92 spells more fun Let's get into gear It's the year of the monkey, gonna be real funky Buy yourself a beer It's gonna... It's gonna... [ D C# D E ] E D C# D E It's gonna be alright It's gonna be alright It's gonna be alright It's gonna... It's gonna... E A D E Who understand, yeah, yeah It's gonna be alright, yeah, yeah It's gonna be OK, yeah, yeah It's gonna be alright, yeah, yeah It's gonna be alright

TAKE IT AS IT COMES

D F C D Time to live, time to lie Time to laugh, time to die G D# D Take it easy baby Take it as it comes Don't move too fast if you Want your love to last you've been Moving much too fast [ G D# D ] x4 G Time to walk, time to run Time to aim your arrows at the sun Take it easy... [ G D# D ] x4 G----3-7-------------7-5------ D--5-------5-8---4-7-----7-5-- [ bass solo - play x6 ] A--------6-----5-------------- [ lyrics starts on the 3rd run ] E----------------------------- Go real slow You'll like it more and more Take it as it comes Specialize in having fun Take it easy... G D# D Moving much too fast Moving much too fast

MAIN MAN

[ F# A E F# ] x4 [ B C# ] x2 F# A E F# When I start movin', you see a blur Get hooked on me baby, there ain't no cure I've always been able to laugh at fate Two brown eyes filled with hate B C# I'm the man who makes the street his home And my lean mean hearts is just as hard as stone F# A E B F# A E B Oh, I'm my main man Don't want nothing from no one I'm my main man F# A E B F# E Always ready for what ever's gonna happen Spend my time in a cold jail cell Shootin' up poison and livin' in hell And I never care what people think My history's written on me in tattooed ink And still life goes on tracks on my arms And the number thirteen is my good luck charm Oh, I'm my... [ F# A E B ] x4 [ B C# ] x2 What happens to me is my own affair If you don't like me, I really don't care 'cause no one's been what I've been through And I don't do what people want me to do I'll fight you till the bitter end And then I'll screw your little girlfriend Oh, I'm my... Oh, I'm my... [ F# A E B F# ]

TOMORROW SHE GOES AWAY

[ A F D C ] x4 A F D C Infatuation She's a fatal attraction Hang around, screw up my mind I hope I've seen her for the very last time Danger's intriguing But I don't want to die Got to leave this psycho behind I hope I've seen her for the very last time F G C And I can't wait 'til tomorrow F G A I can't wait another day F G C I can't wait 'til tomorrow F G A F D C Tomorrow she goes away [ A F D C ] Over my shoulder I keep looking back I feel a presence following me So I know I'll never be free And I can't... [ A F D C ] [ A E F A E F F G ] x4 Over my shoulder... And I can't... [ A F D C ] [ A E F A E F F G ] x2 A

I WON'T LET IT HAPPEN

[ G D E A C D ] [ G D G D ] x2 G D Got my sights, baby, set on you E C The things she said, well, maybe they're true G D E A But it's not gonna happen I won't let it happen C D G D G D I won't let it happen, not again [ G D G D ] Easy come, easy go, easily But that's not how I want it to be It's not gonna happen I won't let it happen I won't let it happen not again [ G D G D ] Bb A D Sitting all alone by the telephone G C When are you coming home A D When are you coming home, hey! [ G D G D ] x2 Easy come... G D G D Not again Not again Not again

CABBIES ON CRACK

[ B Bb B ] x8 B Bb B Got into a cab Broadway, 59 Took off like a blast B Bb B A Almost lost my mind, oh oh A [ B Bb B ] x2 Cabbies on crack It first felt like at thrill ride Excited for a while Got pretty scary swerving at 100 miles an hour, oh oh Cabbies on crack A B I want to get out, out of this yellow shell A B A I want to get out, crack cabbies straight from hell D A D B And I don't wanna die before I live B Bb B B Bb B B Bb B B Bb B Cabbies on Cabbies on crack Cabbies on crack Want my money back Disco blasting out Stomach in my mouth, oh oh Cabbies on crack Times Square was approaching He braked for the light At 90 miles an hour, flashed by I saw my life, oh oh Cabbies on crack I want to... [ G B G B A ] D A D B And I don't wanna die before I live B Bb B B Bb B B Bb B B Bb B Cabbies on Cabbies on crack Cabbies on Cabbies on crack Cabbies on Cabbies on crack Cabbies on Cabbies on crack Cabbies on

HEIDI IS A HEADACHE

[ C\C# C\C# C\C# B F# ] x2 C\C# B F# Headcase baby She's a cool kind of crazy Wild and she's willing Into early Dylan [ B F# ] [ C# G# ] x2 [ B F# ] x2 [ C# G# ] x2 ( She drives me crazy, oh yeah, ooh ooh yeah ) [ C\C# C\C# C\C# B F# ] x2 E D# C# When I look into her big brown eyes E D# C I'm so glad to know she's mine C\C# C\C# C\C# B F# My little headcase, yeah Ooh, ooh, yeah My little headcase Yeah, ooh, ooh, yeah Heidi is a headcase, a rebel and a rouser Cranks up her Rickenbacker blasts away for hours What's she doin' now on the escalator Snorting up some speed on the picture of Stiv Bators [ B F# ] [ C# G# ] x2 ( What 'cha doin'? ) [ B F# ] x2 [ C# G# ] x2 [ C\C# C\C# C\C# B F# ] [ C\C# ] When I look... Bb G# B F# Ooh, baby baby, whatever you do now, don't ever go away Bb G# B G# Ooh, baby baby, whatever you do now, don't you ever go astray C\C# C\C# C\C# B F# Don't you ever go away - ooh, ooh, yea Don't you ever go away - ooh, ooh, yea Heidi is a headcase Heidi is a headcase Heidi is a headcase Heidi is a headcase [ C# B F# ] x2 C#

TOURING

[ B\C B\C ] x2 C C Well, we've been to London and we've been to L.A. C C Spain, New Zealand, and the U.S.A. F Europe, Japan, and Pango-Pango C Canada, Siam, Oz and Kamoto A F The kids all come from miles around The party gets started when the sun goes down A Holiday Inn's the only home G I know, I know, I know, I know C B\C B\C Rock-n-roll's alive 'cause we got the power baby F B\C B\C Crusing down the highway at 500 miles an hour baby A F We got a fuel-injected tour bus, man it really flies With a video tape deck inside C A F G Let's go, rock-n-roll, everybody c'mon Let's go, rock-n-roll, everybody c'mon now [ B\C B\C ] G Touring, touring, is never boring C Touring, touring, is never boring G Touring, touring, is never boring C F Touring, touring, oh baby, touring C A Especially with your favorite girl C A F G Touring, touring, all around the world [ B\C B\C ] x2 C Well we've been around this great big world And we've met all kinds of guys and girls F >From Kamoto Islands to Rockaway Beach C No, it's not hard, not far to reach A F American girls knock me out, ya know Fast cars, cold beer, and rock-n-roll America is the only home G I know, I know, I know, I know C G Let's go let's go let's go let's go 500 miles to Mexico Let's go let's go let's go let's go 200 miles to Tokyo F G F G Let's go let's go let's go let's go C Drive, drive, drive the night away D Straight on through to the break of day C Drive, drive, drive the night away D C D D C D Well, it's in your blood, it's in your blood Touring, touring... C A F G Touring touring, all around the world Touring touring, all around the world Touring touring, all around the world

(THANKS TO MAURO BUROCCO AND FERE, ITALY WHICH DONE THESE FOR ME E-MAIL: s76222@vcldec1.polito.it)